Thursday, November 26, 2015

Who Is This Man And Why Did He Show Up To The Arias Dressed Like A Deconstructed Swan?

What is happening here, please explain.

The Arias red carpet is in full swing and while radio presenters Matt and Alex have officially won the night with their take on "Hotline Bling", there's also this guy:

The Arias red carpet is in full swing and while radio presenters Matt and Alex have officially won the night with their take on "Hotline Bling", there's also this guy:

According to our sources, this is Charles Corby aka Wentworth.

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And this is how Charles arrived at the Arias.

And this is how Charles arrived at the Arias.

No, those three greased-up babes are not Charles. Charles is behind the greased-up babes in the big thing that looks like a vase everyone's mum owns.

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BOOM. HERE'S CHARLES.

BOOM. HERE'S CHARLES.

Born onto the red carpet like some kind of glamorous deconstructed swan, we just have a few burning questions. Mainly: huh?

While this glamorous AF reveal is damn fabulous, we just want to understand a little more. Who are those dudes? What was he standing in? A cocoon? Are those dudes friends of his? Is that a bodysuit? Why doesn't he have white boots?? Did he hire those dudes??? Where does one hire three buff dudes to help guide around your SwanPod?

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Here is another angle of Charles in a very apt "IDEK" pose.

Here is another angle of Charles in a very apt "IDEK" pose.

Charles is all of us, and we are all Charles.

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