Monday, November 23, 2015

Adele's New Album As Explained By Someone Who Still Hasn't Listened To It

Apparently it makes people cry?

"Hello"

"Hello"

I'm assuming that, because it's the first song, this is an overture of some type introducing us to Adele's album. "Hello. I am here, and these are my songs." I appreciate how straightforward she is. Hello to you, too, Adele.

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"Send My Love (To Your New Lover)"

"Send My Love (To Your New Lover)"

So I'm just spitballing here, but based on the title, this is probably about Adele and her pet monkey trying to steal bread from a street vendor? She somehow manages to sing this while guards chase her throughout her entire city. Also, because she's Adele and has such a big heart, she ends up giving her bread to two very hungry children.

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"I Miss You"

"I Miss You"

I bet this one is a real gut-wrencher. Adele sees this girl in the marketplace and she's just smitten. She takes her back to her place, and after realizing they're just from entirely different worlds, resigns herself to them never being together. She misses her even when she's with her because their relationship is doomed from the start.

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"When We Were Young"

"When We Were Young"

This song will certainly get the heart racing. Adele is sent into the Cave of Wonders by this bad dude who wants her to grab a magic lamp for obviously nefarious purposes. Her pet monkey really screws things up while she's in there, so she barely escapes with her life. Everything works out though because that lamp? It has a magic genie whom she tricks into getting her out of the cave.

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