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1. Whole Foods
Prison labor.
2. Yoga
Hundred dollar pants.
3. Skyscrapers
Heaven ticklers.
4. Used books
I like that.
5. Cartoons
Hit or miss.
6. Donald Trump
An asshole. Sometimes likable but basically an asshole.
7. Hotline Bling
I don't know what that is.
8. Drake
Canadian, so, you know, second place.
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9. Thanksgiving
Family.
10. Selfie sticks
Rebranding. They've been around since before they were called selfie sticks.
11. Hats
Keeps your head warm.
12. Minions
I don't like the way the word sounds. It sounds oppressive.
13. Black Friday
Racist.
15. Brunch
I'm against brunch because I'm against corporate mergers.
16. Liz Lemon
Very cool.
If the Raindrops United is on sale now.
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