Tuesday, July 7, 2015

An Ode To Ryan Cabrera, His Hair, And All That He Taught Us

Praise be to the lord.

The date was June 12, 2004 when Ryan Cabrera's eyes first penetrated our virgin souls.

The date was June 12, 2004 when Ryan Cabrera's eyes first penetrated our virgin souls.

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The birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and Ryan had just released his single, "On The Way Down."

The birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and Ryan had just released his single, "On The Way Down."

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You probably remember drooling all over your computer or falling off of your chair the first time you watched that music video.

You probably remember drooling all over your computer or falling off of your chair the first time you watched that music video.

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It was a monumental experience, a sexual awakening for your pre-teen body. No drink in the world could satisfy the unquenchable thirst you had in that moment.

It was a monumental experience, a sexual awakening for your pre-teen body. No drink in the world could satisfy the unquenchable thirst you had in that moment.

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