And she literally collapsed in excitement.
Last weekend we were all blessed with what might be one of the most iconic images to ever grace Instagram: Jennifer Lawrence cuddling with Kris Jenner.
But this incredible photo op led to a lot of questions.
Is Jennifer Lawrence secretly a Kardashian? Is Kris her new momager? Have they been secret, lifelong best friends this entire time???
My two best friends planned a surprise birthday party with a big surprise within the surprise. So, I'm there, and people start singing 'Happy Birthday.' Kris Jenner comes out holding my cake, which is a pile of sh-t, with a sign that says 'Happy Birthday You Pile of Sh-t.'
My knees buckled. I fell. Seriously! It was the closest I've ever come to losing consciousness. I had NO IDEA. I'd never met her before, but we've always watched Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
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