And Taylor Swift has responded just as cutely.
Monday, August 31, 2015
Britney Spears Telling A Crowd "Men Can Suck My Fucking Toe" Is The Most Iconic Thing You'll Hear All Week
Suck my toeney.
Well Britney has that chance often, but it isn't until recently that she spoke her truest and bravest words yet:
It was when she said "Men, frankly, can suck my fucking toe" that the world became still for just a moment. Everything stopped.
Nothing mattered except for this moment. Only this mattered.
Why Britney Spears Is The Best At Award Shows
Hi. Bye. See you at Chipotle!
Last night, in regard to things that actually mattered at the VMAs, Tiltney Head Dipdyeney Spears showed up to the show to give it some legitimacy.
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Godney Jeansus walked the red carpet for our sins.
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She posed, tilted her head, showed off her dip-dyed hair, and cured a man of leprosy. The iconicness of it all.
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Then, because nobody has time for this mess, Britney presented first.
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Which "Miley Cyrus And Her Dead Petz" Song Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?
This is the quality content you’ve been looking for.
Justin Bieber Cries Over Famous Paintings
“I’m not crying… What do you mean?”
Mona Lisa
"Dear God, someone please tell me why she's smiling."
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The Scream
"Please stop screaming at me!"
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The Persistence of Memory
"I can't remember how I got here!?!"
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The Starry Night
"Where am I?!"
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Here’s Proof That Taylor Swift Actually Was A Kanye West Fan As A Teenager
A complete history of the superstars’ unlikely journey to friendship.
Last night Taylor Swift presented Kanye West with the Video Music Awards' highest honor: The Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award.
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It's basically a lifetime achievement award, previous recipients include: Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, and Beyoncé.
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In her introduction, Taylor revealed that, despite her complicated history with the rapper, she's actually been a huge fan for over a decade.
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Totally Mortified: Jake Johnson's Most Embarrassing Story Is Cringeworthy AF
Celebs tells us their most embarrassing stories.
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Justin Timberlake Isn't Mad At Kanye West For Telling Everyone He Cried At The Grammys
“Justin, I ain’t trying to put you on blast, but I saw that man in tears, bruh.”
Last night was a big night for Kanye West, recipient of the VMAs Video Vanguard Award.
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His 13-minute speech included a lot of topics.
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Really, he covered many bases.
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And also announced his intention to run for president in 2020.
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19 Times We Were All Nicki Minaj At The VMAs
WHAT’S GOOD?
When ma comes home with some off-brandy Lucky Charms.
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When the teacher expects you to take notes but they're clickin' through slides like they're a PowerPoint Olympian.
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When you ask for the bill and notice your lazy waitress already included a 20% tip.
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When bae doesn't respond to your text but they're on IG double tappin' random thots' photos.
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26 Times The Internet Perfectly Declared Itself Team Nicki
Miley, what’s good?
When they boiled it down to the one question that says it all:
Turned it into art:
And knew it would be passed down for generations to come:
Which Celeb Has The Biggest Tongue At The VMA Red Carpet?
“That’s a pretty solid tongue.”
Everyone knows Miley Cyrus is, amongst other things, the queen of sticking her tongue out.
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Miley's tongue is TRULY a sight to behold. It's like the eighth wonder of the world.
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So when we hit the MTV VMAs red carpet, we knew we had to measure celebrities' tongues to see whose was longest in honor of Miley, who was hosting the show. Here's what happened:
10 Kanye Movies That Should Definitely Exist
Twilight: Breaking HAAANH?!
Homeward Bound 2
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Clique
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Love Lockdown
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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Haahn?!
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Which Audience Member Sitting Behind Dancing Kanye Are You?
Everyone is someone.
Which begs the question...
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Justin Bieber's New Music Video Will Make You Feel Things
This Bieber fever won’t be going away anytime soon.
After the VMAs last night, Justin Bieber released the music for his new single “What Do You Mean” and OMG it’s seriously HOT.
As soon as the music kicks in, Biebz starts making out with some insanely attractive girl in a motel. THEY DON'T EVEN SAY HELLO TO EACH OTHER.
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Literally it's so random but it's hot AF so we don't ask questions.
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Then shit gets real and the couple is kidnapped and held hostage in an abandoned warehouse. You know. A totally normal date night activity.
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So Calvin Harris Was Actually In Taylor's "Wildest Dreams" Video
Ready to have your mind blown?
So last night Taylor Swift premiered her "Wildest Dreams" music video at the MTV VMAs Pre-Show, and it was EVERYTHING.
In the video, Taylor Swift and Scott Eastwood are actors working on a movie together. Taylor wants their intimacy to be real, but knows this love affair is just in her wildest dreams.
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There are some super steamy scenes between Taylor and Scott. Like this one. Look at how sexy and passionate this is. WOW.
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But OK, as hot as these scenes are, WHAT ABOUT CALVIN?!?! WHERE IS HE?
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13 Times Avan Jogia Gave Us Serious Hair Envy
You can look, but don’t touch.
When it blew so beautifully in the wind.
When his hair couldn't be trumped even by this top hat.
When he hit us with this profile view of his curly strands.
When his man bun was the epitome of classy and rugged.
27 Brilliant Fan Reactions To Taylor Swift's "Wildest Dreams" Music Video
*Patiently waits for “Wildest Dreams” makeup tutorials to appear online*
This perfect, very applicable mashup:
This too-real summary of waiting for the music video to drop:
And what happened when it did:
Seriously, so many feelings:
JoJo Gives Her Opinion On 21 Random Things
This is JoJo’s world; we’re just all living it.
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Ed Skrein Wants To Work With Alejandro González Iñárritu And Have Dinner With Tupac
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It looks like 2015 is shaping up to be a good year for Ed Skrein. This year the actor will appear as Ajax in Deadpool and Frank Martin in The Transporter reboot, The Transporter: Refueled, two roles that are sure to push his career to the next level. While in NYC the London-based actor stopped by for a quick round of rapid fire questions and dished on his fondest memory on set, doing some of his own stunts, and the song that gets him pumped.
Ok, so first question: favorite color?
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ES: Blue.
Beyoncé or Kim Kardashian?
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ES: Beyoncé.
Where did the name Dinner Lady P.I.M.P come from?
ES: When I was in school I used to love food so much that I would always flirt with the dinner lady so that I could get extra food. Actually, in the press a lot of the time they say that it was my artist name but it wasn't, it was just something I messed around with.
Did you do your own stunts for The Transporter: Refueled?
ES: I did all of the fun stuff and all of the dangerous stuff I left to my double.
If you had to eat one thing for every meal for the rest of your life what would it be?
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ES: Steak.
Morning person or night owl?
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ES: Morning person.
Favorite city: LA, NY, or London?
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ES: London, it's home.
Would you rather swim in a pool full of pudding or jello?
ES: Pudding.
If you could have dinner with anyone in history who would it be?
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ES: Tupac.
Last dream you had?
ES: I had a dream where I went into a floatation tank, a sensory deprivation tank in Vancouver, and all I could think of was an action sequence that I'd done in the movie Deadpool. It replayed over and over again in my head, it was messed up.
Of the movies you've worked on, what's you fondest memory on set?
ES: Wearing a full Christian Dior suit, riding a jet ski in the south of France, and chasing a speedboat with a scorpion arm and a half a million dollar pound camera on at full speed.
Which film had the most intense stunts, Deadpool or The Transporter: Refueled?
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ES: Intense? I don't know. Deadpool.
Instagram or Twitter?
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ES: Instagram.
What was it like playing Ajax?
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ES: So fun.
Actor or actress you'd really like to work with?
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ES: Mads Mikkelsen
Director you'd like to work with?
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ES: Alejandro González Iñárritu.
Cake or pie?
ES: That's no fair. Don't make me do this, don't make me choose.
Favorite holiday?
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ES: That I've been on?
Oh, no, sorry. Our meaning of holiday, the American holiday, like Christmas, Thanksgiving...
My bad!
ES: Christmas.
Favorite pizza topping?
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ES: Pepperoni.
One thing you haven't done that you'd like to do?
ES: Surfing.
Best advice you've ever received?
ES: Be the hardest worker in the room and stay humble.
Song you listen to to get pumped?
ES: Capone N Noreaga "Bang Bang"
If you could have one superpower what would it be?
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ES: To never get sunburn.
On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your dance moves?
ES: Two.
And, what do you do to relax?
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ES: Spend time with my family.
The Transporter: Refueled hits theaters Sept. 4.
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