Friday, July 31, 2015

Mandy Moore Has A Sperm Tattoo

Yeah, it’s exactly what you think it is.

Here, look!

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14 Valuable Life Lessons Maya Rudolph Has Taught Us

As told by Ava Alexander from Up All Night.

You can do anything you put your mind to:

You can do anything you put your mind to:

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Always strive to maintain a balanced diet:

Always strive to maintain a balanced diet:

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Empathy is an essential character trait:

Empathy is an essential character trait:

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Sometimes a straight shot is the best shot:

Sometimes a straight shot is the best shot:

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If These Celebrities Had Barbie Proportions You Would Hate It

The stuff of nightmares.

Barbie's nippleless, vagless body is the first naked female form that little girls view on the reg.

Barbie's nippleless, vagless body is the first naked female form that little girls view on the reg.

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So it's not surprising that her tiny waist and long slender frame act as our standard of female beauty.

So it's not surprising that her tiny waist and long slender frame act as our standard of female beauty.

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But is Barbie really as *hot* as we think she is? There's only one way to find out. We must Barbie-fy celebrities.

But is Barbie really as *hot* as we think she is? There's only one way to find out. We must Barbie-fy celebrities.

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The "Fantastic Four" Cast Perfectly Handled These Incredibly Offensive Questions

“But you’re white and you’re black. How does that happen?”

Marvel’s highly anticipated Fantastic Four stars Kate Mara as Sue Storm and Michael B. Jordan as her fictional brother, Johnny Storm.

Marvel’s highly anticipated Fantastic Four stars Kate Mara as Sue Storm and Michael B. Jordan as her fictional brother, Johnny Storm.

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First the interviewer, shock jock Steven J. Rickman (aka Southside Steve), started by asking the "obvious" question, as he put it, about how Mara and Jordan's characters could possibly be related.

First the interviewer, shock jock Steven J. Rickman (aka Southside Steve), started by asking the "obvious" question, as he put it, about how Mara and Jordan's characters could possibly be related.

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He seemed baffled that actors of different races could play siblings in a feature film.

He seemed baffled that actors of different races could play siblings in a feature film.

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We Can Tell You Which Taylor Swift Song You Need With Just One Question

Oh, and it involves emojis.

These "Trainwreck" Outtakes Make Amy Schumer Even More Delightful

“Did your dick get stung by 90 bees?”

By now you should know that Trainwreck is hilarious and totally worth seeing.

By now you should know that Trainwreck is hilarious and totally worth seeing.

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But one of the greatest things about comedies these days, especially when Judd Apatow directs, are the outtakes.

But one of the greatest things about comedies these days, especially when Judd Apatow directs, are the outtakes.

It's an opportunity to see all of the jokes that the cast and writers thought up on set. That means you get to watch all the messed-up stuff Amy Schumer could think up, rapid-fire.

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Selena Gomez Just Posted The Most Frustrating Instagram And It's Driving Me Insane

WHAT ARE YOUR “FAVORITE THINGS,” SELENA?

Selena Gomez posted this Instagram today with the very Sound of Music caption "A few of my favorite things."

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But unlike Julie Andrews, SHE DIDN'T SPECIFY WHAT THINGS ARE ACTUALLY HER FAVORITE.

But unlike Julie Andrews, SHE DIDN'T SPECIFY WHAT THINGS ARE ACTUALLY HER FAVORITE.

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Are some of "your favorite things" the chocolate macarons?

Are some of "your favorite things" the chocolate macarons?

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Lattes?

Lattes?

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23 Kardashian Memes For Every Ocassion In Your Life

“Tragic.”

For the unexpected twists in your life:

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For your accidental IG like:

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For the times your ex won’t take “NO” as an answer:

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For when you accidentally swipe left on a hot guy:

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27 Times You Instantly Fell In Love With Cara Delevingne

Girl of your dreams right here.

When she did Harry Styles better than Harry Styles could ever.

When she did Harry Styles better than Harry Styles could ever.

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When she sang her love for sushi while giving no fucks about the person trying to do her makeup.

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When she proved her bravery by stealthily grabbing Karli Kloss' butt.

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When she went to kiss this frog, and you wanted to BE that frog.

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An Open Letter To Anyone Who Doesn't Know Who Shawn Mendes Is

You need to stop what you’re doing and take a freakin’ listen, OK?

Hello. This is singer-songwriter Shawn Mendes.

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Oh, so sorry, do you not know who Shawn is? My b, I didn't realize you need to take a STEP BACK AND CHECK YO'SELF.

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World, meet Shawn. He was discovered on YouTube, because, you know, kids these days.

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Which Celebrity Wedding Dress Should You Get Married In?

Get some A-list inspiration.

LINK: Which Celebrity Should Be Your Bridesmaid?

LINK: What Band Should Play At Your Wedding?

Which "How I Met Your Mother" Guy Is Your Soulmate?

How you met your soulmate.

Christina Applegate And Ed Helms Play A Round Of Never Have I Ever

The Vacation edition — duh.

Vacation nightmares take a whole new meaning in the new comedy Vacation, starring Ed Helms and Christina Applegate. A sequel to the original classic with Chevy Chase, Ed plays a grown-up Rusty Griswold who tries to freshen things up in his life by driving his family to Walley World.

As you can imagine, complete hijinks ensue, so we decided to ask Christina, Ed, and Skylar Gisondo to play a little game of Never Have I Ever — with a vacation twist.

Has the airline ever lost your luggage?

Has the airline ever lost your luggage?

Christina: There was a period of five years where they lost our luggage every Christmas. I'm not exaggerating.

Ed: I feel like the luggage at LAX, everyone's luggage gets lost for an hour between landing and the baggage carousel.

Christina: I don't know if it gets lost.

Ed: They lose it! Takes them an hour to find it and then they put it on the carousel.

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Skylar: If it does get there on time, with me, then I am so shocked, and pleasantly surprised.

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Have you ever lost your cellphone on vacation?

Have you ever lost your cellphone on vacation?

Ed: I don't think so.

Christina: My phone is so connected to my body — my vacation would be over, I'll tell you that right now.

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Dierks Bentley Hotness Is Literally Dangerous

STAY CLEAR.

It's no secret country superstar Dierks Bentley is insanely hot.

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But his hottness got a little dangerous when he posted this Instagram of him road trippin' on his tour bus:

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First of all, homeboy is riding without a seatbelt lit'rally on the dashboard of the car.

First of all, homeboy is riding without a seatbelt lit'rally on the dashboard of the car.

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BUT EVEN MORE DANGEROUSLY, all the cars passing by can see Dierks with his shirt off which is CLEARLY a distraction to everyone on the road.

BUT EVEN MORE DANGEROUSLY, all the cars passing by can see Dierks with his shirt off which is CLEARLY a distraction to everyone on the road.

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Remember When Drake And Meek Mill Used To Be Friends?

♫ When I look back I might be mad that I gave this attention ♫

Once upon a time in a land far, far away, Drake and Meek Mill used to be friends.

Once upon a time in a land far, far away, Drake and Meek Mill used to be friends.

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If they didn't really like each other, they did a good job of hiding it.

If they didn't really like each other, they did a good job of hiding it.

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They partied together and ran in similar circles.

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Drake's always been cool with Maybach Music, Rick Ross' music label that Meek is on.

Drake's always been cool with Maybach Music, Rick Ross' music label that Meek is on.

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Jay Pharoah On Pop Culture And His Many Impressions

Jay Pharoah is a comedian, actor, rapper, and impressionist. He's been a Saturday Night Live cast member since 2010 and is in the midst of his first stand-up comedy special, Can I Be Me? premiering August 1st at 10pm on Showtime.

Chances are you've seen the funny man impersonating President Barack Obama, Will Smith, Denzel Washington, Chris Rock, Stephen A. Smith, Kanye West and Chris Tucker. Pharoah visited BuzzFeed ahead of the comedy special and shared with us some hilarious impersonations that proved to us that this will not be a comedy special to miss.

First, we challenged him to an impression-filled photo shoot.

Barack Obama:

Barack Obama:

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Kanye West:

Kanye West:

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Jay-Z

Jay-Z

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Uncle Denzel:

Uncle Denzel:

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Eddie Murphy:

Eddie Murphy:

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Bill Cosby:

Bill Cosby:

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Chris Tucker:

Chris Tucker:

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Himself:

Himself:

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Next, it was time to get Pharoah's opinion on the important topics of our day: Drake vs. Meek Mill, Donald Trump, Kimye, and more:

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Some highlights include...

Lorne Michaels (the creator of SNL):

Lorne Michaels (the creator of SNL):

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Tinder:

Tinder:

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Kale

Kale

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Kanye West:

Kanye West:

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Apple Watch:

Apple Watch:

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Catch Pharoah in his comedy special Can I Be Me? live Saturday August 1, at 10 p.m. ET/PT on SHOWTIME.


The Most Fab And Drab Celebrity Looks Of The Week

You voted — here are the results.

5. Kelly Ripa At The Ovarian Cancer Research Fund’s Super Saturday NY At Nova’s Ark Project

With 327 "Fab" votes.

5. Kelly Ripa At The Ovarian Cancer Research Fund’s Super Saturday NY At Nova’s Ark Project

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4. Kristin Chenoweth At Disney’s Descendants Premiere

With 329 "Fab" votes.

4. Kristin Chenoweth At Disney’s Descendants Premiere

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3. Kathy Griffin At Disney’s Descendants Premiere

With 361 "Fab" votes.

3. Kathy Griffin At Disney’s Descendants Premiere

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Now Amy Schumer And Jennifer Lawrence Are Doing Human Pyramids On Yachts Together

The friendship continues.

Psssttttttt, hey over here. Have you heard that Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer are best friends now? I mean, they rode a jet ski together, so it's pretty much confirmed.

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And now they are making us even more jealous by doing human pyramids together while on a yacht in paradise somewhere.

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It's called a human pyramid because it looks similar to a pyramid...

It's called a human pyramid because it looks similar to a pyramid...

...but instead of bricks, it's made with humans.

...but instead of bricks, it's made with humans.

In this photo the humans are turned around, but in a human pyramid, usually the humans are facing forward, that is if you are standing in front of them.

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Tell Us About Yourself(ie): Draya Michele

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What's the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?

An old picture of me from 3 years ago. It randomly that keeps transferring over.

When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?

A Hennessy and coke

What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?

"Like"

What is the last thing you searched for on Google?

Am I allergic to alcohol?

Who is the last person that called or texted you?

My boo. We were racing home. He beat me.

What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?

I asked someone if they were pregnant... I wasn't able to play it off well.

When is the last time you went to a theater?

Just this weekend. Saw South Paw. It was good!

What TV show should everyone be watching?

Power!

And what is your TV guilty pleasure?

American Dad and Family Guy.

What's the first CD you bought?

Mariah Carey, Music Box.

What is the one food you cannot resist?

Chipotle.

What music are you currently listening to?

The smooth R&B station in LA ...The Wave.

What movie makes you laugh the most?

Step Brothers.

What drives you absolutely crazy?

People who bite their nails.

What's your favorite day of the year?

My birthday.

What was your first online screen name?

Omg. Starcake or something like that.

What's your favorite emoji?

blushing face

Pick one: Kittens or puppies?

Kittens

New York or Los Angeles?

LA

Comedy or drama?

Comedy

Bacon or Nutella?

Bacon

Coffee or tea?

Tea

'80s or '90s?

90s

Britney or Christina?

Britney

NSYNC or BSB?

Justin Timberlake only

Beyonce or Rihanna?

Beyoncé

Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?

Hannah Montana

And finally: tell us a secret.

I still have nightmares about Freddy Krueger.

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